Terrible action music? Check. Upside-down skateboarding detective? Check. Using a bazooka to blow up an inflatable doll? Check. Welcome to “Hard Ticket to Hawaii”, a 1980’s action movie based on the film-making mantra ‘Bombs, Babes, And Beaches’.
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Okay, I get it- all of you HIPSTERS love Mayer Hawthorne. You’re cool. Okay. Wow. Pacquiao and all of that. ABDC. WOO.
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A tiger jumps at a performer on a 130-metre-long tightrope some nine metres above the tiger enclosure at a zoo in Changzhou in east China’s Jiangsu province
Picture: FEATURE CHINA / BARCROFT MEDIA
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Mandatory Dislike/Bury Needed
Dear Yelpers,
Stop trying so hard to be funny. You are not. Please just get to the point about why you like/dislike a business and be done with it.
Most of the times you forget to do this simple task because you are too busy delusionally overestimating your try-hard sense of humor in a feeble attempt to win intarwebz-friendz.
If Yelp had a dislike/bury button, it would become apparent what the non-hipster-douchebags really think of your contrived drivel that took you 2 hours to write.
Ignorance sure is bliss, isn’t it?
4 stars for Yelp, -1 stars for Yelpers.
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